A beginning, of sorts.

Teen. Amateur. Caucasian. Tit shots. Now I've finished quadrupling my readership with a list of categories off Redtube that also happen to apply to me, I'd like to say welcome. I several doubt anyone will be reading this save for the hapless employers who foolishly allowed me to apply for a job, but if you are: greetings, and good luck. I hope you'll enjoy the rollercoaster ride of excessive pornography, extremely violent horror films,  and a vintage MX-5 called "The Smurfmobile". I'm afraid I must say farewell for now, as I fear that resounding crash and the excessive cursing that followed it was my father demolishing some moderatley important part of the house. Take care, and I hope to see you again.